4 times Married 4 husbands ... Thx Clay V uh ,,, maybe

4 Times Married
   4  Husbands
The  local news station was interviewing  an 80-year-old  lady because she
had just  gotten married  for the fourth time.
The  interviewer asked her  questions about her life,  about what it  felt
like to be marrying again at  80, and then  about her new husband's
occupation.

"He's a  funeral director," she  answered. "Interesting,"  the newsman
thought.

He then  asked her if she wouldn't mind  telling him a  little about her
first three husbands  and what they  did for a living. She paused for a  few
moments,  needing time to reflect on all  those years.  After a short time,
a smile came to her face and  she answered proudly, explaining  that she had
first married
a banker when she was in her 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when in  her 40's, and
  a preacher when in her 60's, and  now
- in her  80's - a funeral  director.
The  interviewer looked at her, quite  astonished, and asked  why she had
married four men  with such  diverse  careers.





(Wait  for it)





She  smiled and explained,  "I married ONE  for
the money,  TWO for the show, THREE to get  ready,
and FOUR  to go!!!!"



(Oh, just  hush-up and send this one on to somebody
who needs a laugh.)