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Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q:   Where can men over the age  of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested  in them?	A:   Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q:   What can a man do while his  wife is going through menopause?	A:   Keep busy.. If you're handy with  tools, you can finish the basement.  When you're done, you'll have a  place to live.
Q:   Someone has told me that  menopause is mentioned in  the bible. Is   that true?  Where can     be   found?	A:   Yes. Matthew 14:92:  "And Mary rode Joseph's ass  all the way to Egypt "
Q:   How can you increase the  heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?	A:   Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:   How can you avoid that  terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?	A:   Take off your glasses.
Q:   Seriously! What can I do for  these Crow's feet and all  those wrinkles on my face?	A:   Go braless. It will usually pull  them out.
Q:   Why should 60-plus year old  people use valet parking?	A:   Valets don't forget where they  park your car.
Q:   Is it common for 60-plus year  olds to have problems with   short term memory storage?	A:   Storing memory is not a problem,  Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:   As people age, do they sleep  more soundly?	A:   Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:   Where should 60-plus year  olds look for eye glasses?	A:   On their foreheads.
Q:   What is the most common  remark made by 60-plus  year olds when they enter antique stores?	A:   "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?