New Disease - last 6 i/2 years ... Thx Paul C!

New disease found ... Thx Ramey H!

I knew what was wrong...just didn't know they had found a name for it!

  Some Bad health News     Thanks to a friend for providing this info.  I
had no idea what was wrong with me!!!!!!   I am sorry that I have not
been very responsive lately to your Emails.  I have been somewhat under
the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of
Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue (PIST-AWF).  For
those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined
disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. See below:

  January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a
new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and
is anticipated to continue to spread.  The disease itself affects the
cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages
the body and leaves serious side effects.  These side effects have been
labeled as PIST-AWF.   Symptoms include:   *     Severe pain of the
scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to
Muslim terrorists.. *     Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the
O’Reilly factor. *     Loose bowels from swallowing the fact that Obama
was elected twice. *     Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly
seeing terrorists murdering innocent people. *     Bleeding from the
eyes.  This is not Ebola.  It is your eyes reacting to accidentally
flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show
host.   Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected
person is then identified as the disease itself.   

If you feel you have
Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue , please notify
your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.
It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in
November of 2016.