Monday, July 13, 2015

Building permit ... Thx Ramey H!


Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. 
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax
exempt!
I love this country. It’s the government that scares the shit out of me!

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