Crotch splinters - funny to we right wingers ... Thx Ramey H!

Subject: Crotch Splinters (this may be the best yet)

 

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.  She wanted a  good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the  big tree. As she  neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that  attacked her.  In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground  and got many splinters in her crotch.  In considerable pain, she hurried to a  local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a  Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the  splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great  patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would  see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman  demanded, "What took you so long?"   He smiled and then told her, "Well,  I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and  the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from  a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.”