Monday, October 26, 2015

Been sick ... Thx Judi C! ... It is also affecting conservative Christians already!

 I have it but did not realize what was causing my distress.  Maybe will get better next November.
 
 I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your Emails.

I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I
have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse
Fatigue or (PIST-AWF).

For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined
disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.

September, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new
disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is
anticipated to continue to spread.

The disease itself affects the cells of a persons entire body then goes
dormant.
The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.

These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.

Symptoms include:

* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your
president pander to Muslim terrorists.

* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact that Obama was elected twice.

* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering
innocent people.

* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to
accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate
news show host.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse
Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the
list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be
available in November of 2016.

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