Saturday, November 14, 2015

Hillary and Donald Trump meet in a bar ... Thx Paul C!

 Hillary and Donald Trump in a bar

 
 
 
 


 
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.
 
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:
"The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal."
 Hillary: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "You mean the death of SEAL Team 6?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "You mean the State Department lying about Benghazi?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "You mean the of drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
 
Trump: "No the other one:"
 
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "You mean Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' phone calls, emails and everything else?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "Obama's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "Obama's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "Obama's repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "Oh, you mean the 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "Obama's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
 
Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Trump: "No, the other one."
 
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it!
 
You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from the taxpayers, and they've stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"

Trump: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
 

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