I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.I don't have to go to school or work.I get an allowance every month.I have my own pad.I don't have a curfew.I have a driver's license and my own car.I have an ID that gets me into bars and the liquor store. I like the liquor store best.The people I hang around with are not afraid of getting pregnant, they aren’t afraid of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be afraidAnd I don't have acne.Life is Good!Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.SO THERE!!I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
www.skegley.blogspot.com The Blog of Sam Kegley. Many of my posts to this site are forwarded from trusted friends or family which I acknowledge by their first Name and last initial. I do not intend to release their contact info.
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