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Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Good senior response ... Thx Sarah R!

Subject: Best Senior Reply Ever
 
 
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
Two obnoxious businessmen 
in a new shopping mall.....
cid:131BECE57320423CA8195F2D7A30A1AD@JuliaPC
were sitting down for a
break in their soon-to-be 
new shop...cid:7F1CD162C932431DA24D136334C65E02@JuliaPC
As yet, the shop wasn't 
ready, with only a few 
shelves set up. cid:B8F966E8B749449EBF424B3C99126B75@JuliaPC
One said to the other,  "I bet any minute now 
some senior pensioner  is 
going to walk by,   put their 
face to the window, and 
ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words 
out of his mouth  when, 
sure enough,   a curious old 
woman walked to the 
window,   had a peek,  and in 
a soft voice asked,  cid:7B7C71DA763A4671965A7F011CBDD357@JuliaPC
"What are you selling here?"  
One of the men replied sarcastically,
  "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old dear said,
  "Must be doing well...  Only two left."

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Author of eleven published books. Started this blog in 2008. As interviews proceed with different topic lines, they could become other books by the author. Born Nov. 13, 1932 in Portsmouth, Ohio. Retired Metallurgical Engineer in January, 1998- BS degree University of Kentucky, 1961.
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