Glass of Wine ... Thx Jack H and Sarah R!

Due to health reasons, one should limit the consumption of water and go with other more enjoyable beverages.

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Glass of Wine

                                                             glass of wine

 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine

and those who don't and are always seen with a

bottle of water in their hand,

Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria."

 In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed

more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria

found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

 However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

 Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

 than to drink water and be full of shit.

VERIFICATION:  BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK

A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.

THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN  . . . .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.