Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument
to honor Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was
not enough room for her two faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as
to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing
where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had
been, and did it all with someone else's money.
Thank You,
The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee.
PS: The Committee has raised 36 cents so far!
PS: The Committee has raised 36 cents so far!
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