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 Muslin Bookstore

 Walking Downtown . . .. .  .

So, I  was walking downtown and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.”
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I  went in.

As I was wandering around taking a  look, the clerk gave me the stink eye,
but asked if he could  help me.

I imagine I didn’t look like his  normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have
a copy of Donald  Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding
Muslims and illegal aliens?”

The  clerk said, “Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one! Do you have it in  paperback?”

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