A Yam Good Story ... thx Paul C!

> A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
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> and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which
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> Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
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> When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
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> They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she
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> and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,'
> and end up with a bunch of tater tots
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> Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
> rotten potato out of her!
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> But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato
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> She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
> shoestring cousins.
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> When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
> for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France
> called the French fries.
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> And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she
> wouldn't get scalloped...
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> Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't
> associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the
> other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks
> that say, 'Frito Lay.'
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> Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University )
> so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
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> But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and
> announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
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> Tom Brokaw!
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> Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.
> They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's
> just......
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> Are you ready for this?
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> Are you sure?
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> OK! Here it is!
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> A
> COMMONTATER
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> Now, aren’t you sorry you gave me your Email address?
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