Monday, December 26, 2016

Job Opening . . . Thx Lylw S!


A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. 

Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.‎

The clerk pulled up the file and read; 
"The job entails ...getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions and parts, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub a while and thoroughly in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. 
The annual salary is $65,000,  and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief . . .  Is that where the job is?"

"No sir . . .  that's where the end of the line is right now.
 
 

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