Who says senior citizens don't wear stylish clothes?
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be
put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the
teacup."
"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
Congratulations!
Oh ... Find the 44th USA President.
Well, congratulations, you're not color blind either!
SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!
Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.
I love to see you smile
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