Potatoes... Thx Marge R!

Potatoes

> Well,

 

A Girl Potato and 
> Boy Potato had eyes for each
> other,

 

> And finally they 
> got married, and had a little sweet
> Potato, which they
> 
> Called
> 'Yam.'

 

> Of course, they 
> wanted the best for Yam.

 

 

 

When it was time, 
> they told her about the facts Of
> life.

 

> They warned her 
> about going
> Out and getting
> Half-baked, so she
> wouldn't get accidentally
> mashed,

and    
> 
> Get a bad name for 
> herself like 'Hot Potato,'
> and

 

> End up with a 
> bunch of tater tots

 

 

 

Yam said not to 
> worry, no Spud would get Her into the sack and make a
> rotten potato out of her!

 

 

 

But on the other 
> hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato
> either.

 

> She would get 
> plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
> shoestring cousins.

 

> When she went 
> off to
> Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
> To
> watch out

 

> For the 
> hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from
> France called the French fries.
> And

 

> When she went 
> out West, to
> Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't
> get scalloped...

 

> Yam said she 
> would stay on the straight and
> Narrow and wouldn't
> associate with

 

> Those high class 
> Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks
> who advertise their trade on all The trucks that say,
> 
> 'Frito Lay.'

 

> Mr. And Mrs. 
> Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

(that's   Potato   University )

so that when she graduated she'd really be in   the Chips.

 

> But in spite of 
> all they did for
> Her, one-day Yam came home
> And
> announced she was
> Going to marry Tom
> Brokaw.

 

> Tom Brokaw! 
> 
> Mr. And Mrs.
> Potato were very
> upset.

 

 

 

They told Yam she 
> couldn't
> Possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's
> just....... 
> Are you ready for 
> this?

 

 

Are you sure? 
> 
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OK!

 

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