Lone Ranger and Tonto ... Thx Tom and Carolyn L!

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. 

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo poop. It means someone stole the tent.'  

    "The nicest place to be is in someone's thoughts;

          The safest place to be is in someone's prayers;

   And, the very best place to be is ... in the hands of God !"