NBA vs NFL ... Thx Marge R!

 I bet many of these were in. the anti-Trump demos across the country.

NBA versus NFL - u gotta love this............................

Even if you aren't a sports fan this is very interesting!

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,

and

84 have been arrested for drunk driving

in the last year

  

Can you guess which organization this is?

NBA Or NFL ?

Give up yet?

Scroll down,

Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

 WHY AM I NOT SURPRIZED ?     nt

You gotta pass this one on!

Potatoes... Thx Marge R!

Potatoes

> Well,

 

A Girl Potato and 
> Boy Potato had eyes for each
> other,

 

> And finally they 
> got married, and had a little sweet
> Potato, which they
> 
> Called
> 'Yam.'

 

> Of course, they 
> wanted the best for Yam.

 

 

 

When it was time, 
> they told her about the facts Of
> life.

 

> They warned her 
> about going
> Out and getting
> Half-baked, so she
> wouldn't get accidentally
> mashed,

and    
> 
> Get a bad name for 
> herself like 'Hot Potato,'
> and

 

> End up with a 
> bunch of tater tots

 

 

 

Yam said not to 
> worry, no Spud would get Her into the sack and make a
> rotten potato out of her!

 

 

 

But on the other 
> hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato
> either.

 

> She would get 
> plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
> shoestring cousins.

 

> When she went 
> off to
> Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
> To
> watch out

 

> For the 
> hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from
> France called the French fries.
> And

 

> When she went 
> out West, to
> Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't
> get scalloped...

 

> Yam said she 
> would stay on the straight and
> Narrow and wouldn't
> associate with

 

> Those high class 
> Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks
> who advertise their trade on all The trucks that say,
> 
> 'Frito Lay.'

 

> Mr. And Mrs. 
> Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

(that's   Potato   University )

so that when she graduated she'd really be in   the Chips.

 

> But in spite of 
> all they did for
> Her, one-day Yam came home
> And
> announced she was
> Going to marry Tom
> Brokaw.

 

> Tom Brokaw! 
> 
> Mr. And Mrs.
> Potato were very
> upset.

 

 

 

They told Yam she 
> couldn't
> Possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's
> just....... 
> Are you ready for 
> this?

 

 

Are you sure? 
> 
> 
> *   
> 
> *

 

OK!

 

> Here it is! 
> 
> 
> *    
> 
> * 
> 
> *    
> 
> * 
> 
> 
> A  
> COMMONTATER  
> 
> NOW AREN'T YOU SORRY I 
> HAVE YOUR E-MAIL
> ADDRESS?

>