What Newspaper Do You Read ... Thx Greg H!

What Newspaper do you read?
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> Experts have found the following analysis to be nearly 100% accurate:
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> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
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> 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
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> 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
> country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
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> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times.
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> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running
> the country, if they could find the time and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
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> 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
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> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train
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> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably
> while intoxicated.
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> 9. The Chicago Tribune is read by people who are in prison, who used to run the state, and would like to do so again, as would their
> constituents who are currently free on bail.
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> 10 The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
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> 11 The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they
> oppose all that they stand for.   There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheists, and
> those who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
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> 12 The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
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> 13 The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.