Signs of the Times ... Thx Gary I !

      Signs of the times

 

      

 

              

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:  "We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you."   Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:   "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."   In a Podiatrist's office:    "Time wounds all heels."     At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."   On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."   On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."   At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."   On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."   In a Non-smoking Area:  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."   On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."   At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."   Outside a Muffler Shop:  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."     At the Electric Company:  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."   In a Restaurant window:  "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."   In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."   At a Gas Bottle Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills."   In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  "Best place in town to take a leak."   On a Plumber's truck : "A flush is better than a full house."   And the best one for last…  Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"