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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Four cats- Thanks Lou Flores!

Four cats

Sunday, November 22, 2009 Four cats- Thanks Lou Flores!

Labels Health, Politics 0 comments Four cats



Four men were bragging about how smarttheir cats were.

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an A ccountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee.



To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.


But the A ccountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was pretty good!



But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff..' Measure got up, walked to the fridge,

took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.


Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'



The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'Coffee Break, do your stuff.' Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......




ate the cookies..... .. drank the milk....... sh-t onthe paper.......



screwed the other three cats....... claimed he injured his back while doing so.......


filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......


put in for Workers' Compensation. ......... .....and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.




AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS ONE OF MANY REASONS WHY HEALTH CARE SHOULD NOT BE RUN BY THE GOVERNMENT!

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