Clay Vice e-mail

> Subject: Physical Checkup
>
> After
> the
> eighty-three year old lady finished her
> annual physical
>
> examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape
> for your
>
> age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have
> intercourse?"
> "Just a
> minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she
> said. She stepped out
> into the crowded reception room and
> yelled out loud: "Bob, do we
> still have intercourse?"
> And there was a hush you could hear a
> pin drop.
> Bob answered
> impatiently, "If I told you once, Irma,
> I told you a hundred
> times...What we have is Blue Cross!"

Self preservation- Patricia Richards Whitehead

Thanks Patricia! I will post this on my blog. You, friend, are a major contributor with your interesting messages.

Sam
----- Original Message -----
From: Patricia Whitehead
To: Sam Kegley
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2009 10:20 PM
Subject: Fw: Wasp Spray - Very good Idea




Subject: Fw: Wasp Spray - Very good Idea











This is a great idea, especially if you live alone!



Great Idea!! Now there will be a run on wasp spray.




This will cut down on gun sales--when they break in , all you have to do is reach for your bug spray


Subject: Wasp Spray vs Pepper Spray

Good idea...If you've ever used wasp spray for wasp, you'll know that it shoots at least up to twenty feet.
Guys, tell your women.

I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the offering. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead. The wasp spray, they told
her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray they have to get too close to you and could overpower you.

The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection.

Thought this was interesting and might be of use.



!

Excellent piece, Alma!

Do not know who wrote this,

I have noted that many elected officials, both Democrats and
Republicans, called upon America to unite behind Obama.


Well, I want to make it clear to all who will listen that I AM
NOT uniting behind Obama!

I will respect the Office which he holds, and I will acknowledge
his abilities as an orator and wordsmith and pray for him, BUT that is
it.

I have begun today to see what I can do to make sure that He is
a one-term President!

Why am I doing this?

It is because I do not share Obama's vision or Value system
for America ;

I do not share his Abortion beliefs;

I do not share his radical Marxist's concept of re-distributing
wealth ;

I do not share his stated views on raising taxes on those who
make $150,000+ (the ceiling has been changed three times since August);


I do not share his view that America is Arrogant;

I do not share his view that America is not a Christian
Nation;

I do not share his view that the military should be reduced by
25%;

I do not share his view of amnesty and giving more to illegals
than American Citizens who need help;

I do not share his views on homosexuality and his definition of
marriage;

I do not share his views that Radical Islam is our friend and
Israel is our enemy who should give up any land;

I do not share his spiritual beliefs (at least the ones he has
made public);

I do not share his beliefs on how to re-work the healthcare
system in America ;

I do not share his Strategic views of the Middle East, and
certainly do not share his plan to sit down with terrorist regimes such
as Iran .

Bottom line, my America is vastly different from Obama's, and
I have a higher obligation to my Country and my God to do what is Right!


For eight (8) years, the Liberals in our Society, led by
numerous entertainers who would have no platform and no real credibility
but for their celebrity status, have attacked President Bush, his
family, and his spiritual beliefs!

They have not moved toward the center in their beliefs and their
philosophies, and they never came together nor compromised their
personal beliefs for the betterment of our Country! They have
portrayed my America as a land where everything is tolerated except
being intolerant!

They have been a vocal and irreverent minority for years; they
have mocked and attacked the very core values so important to the
founding and growth of our Country!

They have made every effort to remove the name of God or Jesus
Christ from our Society! They have challenged capital punishment, the
right to bear firearms, and the most basic principles of our criminal
code; they have attacked one of the most fundamental of all Freedoms,
the right of free speech!

Unite behind Obama? Never!

I am sure many of you who read this think that I am going
overboard, but I refuse to retreat one more inch in favor of those whom
I believe are the embodiment of Evil!

PRESIDENT BUSH made many mistakes during his Presidency, and I
am not sure how history will judge him.

However, I believe that he weighed his decisions in light of
the long established Judeo-Christian principles of our Founding
Fathers!!!

Majority rules in America , and I will honor the concept;
however, I will fight with all of my power to be a voice in opposition
to Obama and "his goals for America ."

I am going to be a thorn in the side of those who, if left
unchecked, will destroy our Country!! Any more compromise is more
defeat!

I pray that the results of this election will wake up many who
have sat on the sidelines and allowed the Socialist-Marxist anti-God
crowd to slowly change so much of what has been good in America !

"Error of Opinion may be tolerated where Reason is left free to
combat it." ( Thomas Jefferson)

God bless you and God bless our Country!!!

(Please, please, please, Pass this on if you agree)
Thanks for your time, be safe.

"In God We Trust"

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will
be a nation gone under.'
- Ronald Reagan