SamKat: 03/28/14

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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Friday, March 28, 2014

Please forward ... Thx Nita E!

Farmer John ... Thx Nita E & Clay V!

Enjoy, to cute!!

Loved this one.

    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.

      The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

          So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people

        Driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

        "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

        "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:

       SLOW--SCHOOL CROSSING

         Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:

SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and call and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling every day to complain. The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers.

   Did you put up your sign?"

   "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.

               It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

                               NUDIST COLONY

               GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS!!!