When
you have
an
'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you
sometimes
have those days]
Try
this
Out:
Stop at
your
pharmacy
and
Go to the thermometer
section
and
Purchase
A
rectal
thermometer made
By
Johnson &
Johnson.
Be very sure you
get this
Brand.
When
You get home, lock
your
doors,
Draw
The
curtains and
disconnect the phone
So
You will not be
disturbed.
Change into very
comfortable
clothing and sit
In your favourite chair. Open
the package
and remove the
Thermometer.
Now,
Carefully place it on a
table
or a surface
So
That it will not become
chipped or
broken.
Now
The fun part
begins.
Take
Out the
literature from
the box
and
readit
Carefully.
You
Will notice that in small
print
there is a
Statement:
"Every
Rectal
Thermometer
Made
by Johnson
& Johnson
Is
Personally tested
And then
Sanitized."
Now,
Close your eyes and
repeat out loud five times,' I am so
glad I do not work in
The thermometer quality control
department
at
Johnson
&
Johnson.'
HAVE
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF
A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Remember,
If you haven't got a
smile on your face and laughter in your
Heart....
Maybe
You should go and work for
Johnson and Johnson!
Enjoy life now - It has an
expiration date!