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From: judith Cole
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2010 20:15
Subject: Foxworthy Taliban
Think you'll find this funny!
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I thought this was a very good one.
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Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy .
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor .
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth .
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide .
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against .
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing .
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs .
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four .
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat .
11. Your cousin is president of the United States .
Monday, August 16, 2010
Jack is my buddy!
I'm on your side Sam.
On 8/16/10, Sam Kegleywrote:
> Hey Jack! It is practice time. During Billy Gillispie's time at UK, they
> may have beaten the Cats. Let us enjoy what you are well aware that we
> enjoy.
>
> Sam
On 8/16/10, Sam Kegley
> Hey Jack! It is practice time. During Billy Gillispie's time at UK, they
> may have beaten the Cats. Let us enjoy what you are well aware that we
> enjoy.
>
> Sam
More from Plymale about Kentucky basketball
" T'akes a heap a livin to make a house a home." Takes a heap a
swishin to make a national champ.
On 8/16/10, Jack H Plymalewrote:
> Windsor ????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Come on, Sam.
>
> On 8/16/10, Sam Kegleywrote:
>> ukathletics.com web
swishin to make a national champ.
On 8/16/10, Jack H Plymale
> Windsor ????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Come on, Sam.
>
> On 8/16/10, Sam Kegley
>> ukathletics.com web
Bounceyball guys with "flowered Jockstraps"- Jack Plymale
Jack P is at his best with sports words for the day-
Sam , you old bouncyball guys are kinda hard to clean after( as is
said). No real blood has been shed yet on the Gridiron and you are
already pulling on you sneakers and your flowered Joc straps. There
are no fans like cat fans. Jack P.
On 8/16/10, Sam Kegleywrote:
> ukathletics.com web
http://www.ukathletics.com/blog/2010/08/five-observations-from-canada-exhibition.html
Sam , you old bouncyball guys are kinda hard to clean after( as is
said). No real blood has been shed yet on the Gridiron and you are
already pulling on you sneakers and your flowered Joc straps. There
are no fans like cat fans. Jack P.
On 8/16/10, Sam Kegley
> ukathletics.com web
http://www.ukathletics.com/blog/2010/08/five-observations-from-canada-exhibition.html
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