BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
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A tourist walked into a Chinese curio
shop in San Francisco.
While looking around at the exotic
merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a
rat.
It had no price tag, but was so
incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it.
He took it to the old shop owner and
asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12
for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked
around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were
squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay
and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.