Thursday, June 25, 2015
Hate to give AARP any credit as they are senior robbers from the left, Sonny ... Thx Ramey H!
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
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A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
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Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
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A: Keep busy.. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.
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Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can be found? |
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt "
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?
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A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
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A: Take off your glasses.
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Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
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A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
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Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
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A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
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A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
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A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
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A: On their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
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A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?
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