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PATRIOT UPDATE EXCLUSIVE:
The Ten Commandments According to Obama
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After observing Obama on the campaign trail and during his first six months in office, we have concluded that our President lives and governs according to his own set of "Ten Commandments." They're certainly NOT the Ten Commandments you learned in Sunday School. In fact, many are the direct opposite! To prove that our conclusions are correct, you will find a link to source documentation for each commandment on the Patriot Update web site.
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I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Kentucky Basketball Poem
This was posted on wwww.wildcatnation.net this morning. I had not seen this before, but I love it!
SamKat
Poem- Kentucky Basketball
#1 Today, 07:04 AM
RIP_Keightly
Freshman Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 105
Kentucky Poem
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I remember seeing this before, thought I would share..
UK
What is Kentucky basketball?
It's not a coach.
It's not a player.
It's pride....tradition.
It's a 5 year old with a cat paw on his cheek saying, "Beat Louisville!"
It's not a game.
It's not a season.
It's pride....tradition.
It's expecting to be dancing every year where most pray to be.
It has no beginning.
It has no end.
It's pride....tradition.
It's waiting for midnight madness when the March buzzer rings.
Players that come are in awe of it.
Players that leave treasure it.
Players that oppose despise it.
It's pride....tradition.
It's getting the best from every opponent in hopes to top it.
Rupp built it.
Hall polished it.
Sutton shamed it.
Pitino restored it.
Calipari obsesses over it.
It's pride....tradition.
Keightly has served it.
Happy sang to it.
Cawood lived it.
It's pride....tradition.
Digger hates it.
Vitale and Packer are jealous of it.
McGuire realized it.
It's pride....tradition.
What is Kentucky Basketball?
It's "Blue and White" and "Go Big Blue"
It's "C!-A!-T!-S! Cats!, Cats!, Cats!"
It's pride....tradition.
It's more than a pastime
It's more than a hobby.
To some it's a religion.
It's pride....tradition.
It's K-E-N-T-U-C-K-Y on the jerseys.
Win or Lose, that's all that matters to me.
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SamKat
Poem- Kentucky Basketball
#1 Today, 07:04 AM
RIP_Keightly
Freshman Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 105
Kentucky Poem
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I remember seeing this before, thought I would share..
UK
What is Kentucky basketball?
It's not a coach.
It's not a player.
It's pride....tradition.
It's a 5 year old with a cat paw on his cheek saying, "Beat Louisville!"
It's not a game.
It's not a season.
It's pride....tradition.
It's expecting to be dancing every year where most pray to be.
It has no beginning.
It has no end.
It's pride....tradition.
It's waiting for midnight madness when the March buzzer rings.
Players that come are in awe of it.
Players that leave treasure it.
Players that oppose despise it.
It's pride....tradition.
It's getting the best from every opponent in hopes to top it.
Rupp built it.
Hall polished it.
Sutton shamed it.
Pitino restored it.
Calipari obsesses over it.
It's pride....tradition.
Keightly has served it.
Happy sang to it.
Cawood lived it.
It's pride....tradition.
Digger hates it.
Vitale and Packer are jealous of it.
McGuire realized it.
It's pride....tradition.
What is Kentucky Basketball?
It's "Blue and White" and "Go Big Blue"
It's "C!-A!-T!-S! Cats!, Cats!, Cats!"
It's pride....tradition.
It's more than a pastime
It's more than a hobby.
To some it's a religion.
It's pride....tradition.
It's K-E-N-T-U-C-K-Y on the jerseys.
Win or Lose, that's all that matters to me.
_____________________________________________________________________________
RIP_Keightly
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