Manuel is moving to Canada ... Thx Lyle S!

> SUBJECT: Fwd: Manuel is moving to Canada
>
>> Manuel is Moving to Canada. Illegal immigrants are boycotting
>> Arizona by the thousands and
>> moving elsewhere, showing their outrage with Donald Trump's
>> proposed law of sending illegal immigrants back to Mexico.
>>
>> In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo
>> is
>> one of those who is punishing Arizona by leaving.
>>
>> As he loaded his stolen car with his stolen belongings and family of
>> ten,
>> Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter "It's a matter of
>> principle I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a
>> criminal!"
>>
>> The effects of the exodus are being felt by Arizona retailers, who
>> are reporting dwindling sales of
>> beer, tequila, spray paint, and ammunition. Also hit hard are the
>> state
>> hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and
>> emergency room visits.
>>
>> State welfare agencies are preparing to lay off staffs that
>> distribute food stamps and unemployment
>> benefits, Tattoo parlors are in an absolute state of panic!
>>
>> Renaldo told a reporter, through an interpreter, that he and his
>> family are moving to Canada, with a new
>> Liberal government under Justin Trudeau and new higher taxes,
>> hardworking people will better support him and his family with
>> dignity.
>>
>> SORT OF BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE, DOESN'T IT?

New Illegal and visit from o representative ... Thx Judi C!

  A beautiful fairy appeared one day  to a destitute Mexican refugee
  outside an Arizona immigration
  office.

  "Good man" the fairy said "I've
  been sent here by President Obama
  and told to grant you three
  wishes since you just arrived in
  the United States with your wife
  and eight  children."

  The man told the fairy "Well,
  where I come from we don't have
  good teeth so I want new teeth,
  maybe a lot of gold in them."

  The fairy looked at the man's
  almost toothless grin and -
  PING! - he had a brand new shining
  set of gold teeth in his mouth!

  "What else?" asked the fairy "Two
  more to go."

  The refugee claimant now got
  bolder. "I need a big house with
  a three-car garage in San Francisco on
  the water with eight bedrooms for
  my family and the rest of my
  relatives who still live in my
  country. I want to bring them
  all over here" - and PING! -
  in the distance there could be
  seen a beautiful mansion with a
  three-car garage, a long driveway
  and a walkout patio with a BBQ in
  an upscale neighborhood
  overlooking the bay.

  "One more wish!" said the fairy,
  waving her wand.

  "Yes, one more wish. I want to be
  like an American with American
  clothes instead of these torn
  clothes and a baseball cap
  instead of this sombrero. And I
  want to have white skin like
  Americans" - and PING! - The
  man was transformed - wearing
  worn-out jeans, a Baltimore
  Orioles T-shirt and a baseball
  cap. He had his bad teeth back
  and the mansion had disappeared
  from the horizon.

  "What happened to my new teeth”?
  he wailed "Where is my new
  house?"

     
  The fairy said "Tough shit, Amigo, now that you're a white American you have to fend for  yourself."