Tom
Subject: FW: The Blonde And The Cow
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 12:44:56 -0400
THE BLONDE AND THE COW"
A blond City girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'
'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
(It's nice to see a blond winning once in awhile.)
Friday, March 25, 2011
Our Lord's Prayer... Thanks Clay!
OUR LORD'S PRAYER
The moment you receive it, say:
Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom Come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day
Our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who Trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us From evil..
For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory
Now and forever
Amen..
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, It shall be well with you this coming year..
No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.
You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve
All your goals this year...
Today, God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down.
I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me.. My
Child! What can I do for you? And I said,
'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message... '
It has never been broken. Within 48 hours send as
Many as you can - God does know if you don't have 20 people to send it to. It's the effort and intent that counts. To family and friends.
This is a powerful Novena. Couldn't hurt. Can only help..
Please do not break it...
The moment you receive it, say:
Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom Come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day
Our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who Trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us From evil..
For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory
Now and forever
Amen..
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, It shall be well with you this coming year..
No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.
You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve
All your goals this year...
Today, God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down.
I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me.. My
Child! What can I do for you? And I said,
'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message... '
It has never been broken. Within 48 hours send as
Many as you can - God does know if you don't have 20 people to send it to. It's the effort and intent that counts. To family and friends.
This is a powerful Novena. Couldn't hurt. Can only help..
Please do not break it...
Circulate Give the US citizen representation in Govt.
Thanks John Bob Looney!
Subject: Circulate this and it can happen!
The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it. That was in 1971...before computers, before e-mail, before cell phones, etc
Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure.
I'm asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.
In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.
Congressional Reform Act of 2011
1. Term Limits.
12 years only, one of the possible options below..
A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms
2. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.
4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/12.
The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.
If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Maybe it is time.
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!! If you agree with the above, pass it on. If not, just delete
You are one of my 20+. Please keep it going.
This has nothing to do with Republican or Democrat .... it has everything to do with your kids and mine!
Subject: Circulate this and it can happen!
The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it. That was in 1971...before computers, before e-mail, before cell phones, etc
Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure.
I'm asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.
In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.
Congressional Reform Act of 2011
1. Term Limits.
12 years only, one of the possible options below..
A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms
2. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.
4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/12.
The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.
If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Maybe it is time.
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!! If you agree with the above, pass it on. If not, just delete
You are one of my 20+. Please keep it going.
This has nothing to do with Republican or Democrat .... it has everything to do with your kids and mine!
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