> Guy walks into a bar
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> A rich Muslim walks into a bar. He is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.
> He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. He shouts over to the bartender loud enough so that everyone can hear: "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there."
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> Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says: "Thank you" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the Muslim.
> He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew. As before this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells: "Thank you."
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> The Muslim asks the bartender: "What's the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is smile and thank me."
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> The bartender replies: "He owns the place."
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