The entire campaign in 1 cartoon Thanks Jackie B.!

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AMEN

The entire campaign in 1 cartoon "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

Seniors and computers ... Thanks Lyle!

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong ?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless enquired,
'An, ID ten T error ? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned .... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before ?

'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Eric, the little shit head.

Air Force One- Arrogance and extravagance

Air Force One - Just The Facts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's hard to believe that CBS actually said something that wasn't flattering to this so-called President ! Air Force One: This is from Mark Knoller of CBS. The pilots and crew of Air Force One are flying more hours than a rookie on a beer run. They are tired of it too, and are adding more crew to Air Force-1, - I know this for a fact because I'm one of the instructors that trains the crews. Our company (Atlas Air) has had the Air Force-1 and E-4 contract for over two years and I've been doing it for about 8 months now. Last year (2010) Obama f lew in Air Force One 172 times, almost every other day. White House officials have been telling reporters in recent days that the Democrat doesn't intend to hang around the White House quite so much in 2011.They explain he wants to get out more around the country because, as everyone knows, that midterm election shellacking on Nov. 2 had nothing to do with his health care bill, over-spending or other policies, and everything to do with Obama's not adequately explaining himself to his countrymen and women. And with about 300 days remaining in Obama's never ending presidential campaign, the incumbent's travel pace will not likely slacken. At an Air Force-estimated cost of $181,757 per flight HOUR (not to mention the additional travel costs of Marine One, Secret Service, logistics and local police overtime), that's a lot of frequent flier dollars going into Obama's carbon footprint. $8 Million every time it lands & takes off. We are privy to some of these numbers thanks to CBS' Mark Knoller, a bearded national treasure trove of presidential stats. According to Knoller's copious notes, during the last year, Obama made 65 domestic trips over 104 days, and six trips to eight countries over 22 days. Not counting six vacation trips over 32 days. He took 196 helicopter trips, signed 203 pieces of legislation and squeezed in 29 rounds of left-handed golf. Obama last year gave 491 speeches, remarks or statements. That's more talking than goes on in some entire families, at least from fatherly mouths. In fact, even including the 24 days of 2010 that we never saw Obama in public, his speaking works out to about one official utterance every 11 waking hours. Aides indicate the "Real Good Talker" believes we need more. Related: Obama spends nearly half his presidency outside Washington , plans to travel more. Related: Vacationer-in-Chief Spends $1.75 Million to Visit Hawaiian Chums. Obama has spent over $100 million taxpayer dollars flying around in Air Force One, and probably another $100 million on his entourage. Obama is just another tin-pot dictator living lavishly at the expense of his subjects. And we seniors have to "tighten our belts" Please get out & vote this year ! We have got to get rid of this idiot !

One of Maxine's very best ... thanks Bob L.!

 One of Maxine's very best!!
> Minorities
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> We need to show more sympathy for these people.
> * They travel miles in the heat.
> * They risk their lives crossing a border.
> * They don't get paid enough wages.
> * They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do.
> * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language.
> * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day ~ every day..
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> I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans ~
> I'm talking about our troops!
> Doesn't it seem strange that so many are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops?
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> Wouldn't it be great if we took the $360,000,000,000 (that's billion) we waste on illegals every year, and spend it on our troops!!!
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> Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes.
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> A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to‘The United States of America ’ for any amount, up to and including their life.