Splinters in her crotch... Thanks bob Looney!

Bob,

As a Liberal advocate, the lady should understand the progress of the o administration.

Sam

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Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2011 16:34:03 -0800 From: gatorsherer@yahoo.com Subject: Fw: Splinters in her Crotch To: searidge@centurytel.net



--- On Thu, 12/16/10, TOM MILLIGAN wrote:


From: TOM MILLIGAN Subject: Splinters in her Crotch To: Date: Thursday, December 16, 2010, 8:19 AM




Splinters in her Crotch?

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

GOD BLESS AMERICA!



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Brandon Knight and glory to God!

I also believe that God created the best basketball players. Thanks God for Brandon Knight at UK!


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Brandon Knight Praises God For His Success
Posted: Jan 4, 2011 4:02 PM by Alan Cutler
Updated: Jan 4, 2011 4:03 PM

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Topics: Brandon Knight, John Calipari, Kentucky Basketball, Doron Lamb

There are so many reasons why this Kentucky team has gotten better since they first threw the ball up.

Some players have already exceeded logical expectations. You could fill in the blanks with a number of UK players, but Josh Harrellson obviously would win that award.

But, if you are looking for one shining star, it could be the new general of the team.

"Brandon, I'm so proud of him," says Cal.

"How many of you were in Hawaii with us? Different player isn't it? Different player. And that's what you want to see guys who want to change and want to get better."

The Cats look like they are ready to roll through the SEC.

"Because Brandon is really running our team and playing for his teammates, he's not playing for himself anymore. He's playing for them. He can say anything he wants now. Early in the season, you can't speak much. Looking at you like man, come on, how about passing the ball?"

Brandon appreciates Cal the teacher and Cal the coach who sees the change in his point guard.

"It makes me feel good just to know that coach sees me a little bit differently now than he did at the beginning of the season," says Brandon Knight.

"And like I said, I give God glory and I just want to continue to trying to get my teammates involved and to make sure I'm looking at everybody else and making sure I'm letting my other teammates getting them to play better. Putting them in the right positions to make the right plays and stuff like that."

Knight not only is getting the ball where Doron Lamb likes it, but he yells at him to shoot.

"He let's us know what we are doing wrong," says Lamb.

"He's doing that right now and that's why we are winning games."

It's all part of the process of putting a team together.

"I think my teammates always respected me," says Knight.

"I think maybe a little bit more so now because we got to know each other a lot more and we're becoming more and more of a family, so maybe a little bit more, now that we bonded a little bit more. When I say something everyone is listening when we huddle up and everyone is in tune when we are trying to figure out what we are doing."

Twice during a four minute interview session with Knight, he praised God for his success.

Caveat Emptor on these recycles. Thanks Dave Miller

Re- Dinner



A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. .







Wait for it. .











It's coming. .









The suspense is killing you, isn't it?






She says:

"You just happened to catch my eye."

(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)

Florida Temps

Om'gosh! Sonny, I didn't realize you are suffering through those temps too! 75???? It must be decent flying weather, oh faithful Portsmouth pilot.

http://www.accuweather.com/us/fl/summerland-key/33042/forecast-details.asp

Sam
----- Original Message -----
From: ramey hoskins
To: Sam Kegley
Sent: Wednesday, January 05, 2011 07:43
Subject: Re: Florida Temps


Here in the Florida Keys we have just been through the coldest December on record, going back to 1872. Average daily high 62.9 vs. previous record of 65.3 degrees. See link below. Ramey
http://www.accuweather.com/us/fl/summerland-key/33042/forecast-details.asp


----- Original Message -----
From: Sam Kegley
To: Speck6085@aol.com ; Linda Oiler
Sent: Wednesday, January 05, 2011 7:23 AM
Subject: Florida Temps


http://www.wunderground.com/US/FL/Orlando.html

You two probabley receive this weather site. I checked it out just now. Suffer on through 60-70 degrees, good people! We are dropping back into the 20's from the 30's for a week or so.

Jeanie and I want to drive to Lexington for the Kentucky-LSU game on the 15th. We won't chance it through a snowstorm though.

Like I always say... BRRRRRRR!

Sam

The mystery man... Let us pray... Thanks Luis flores!

THE MYSTERY MAN!!! TRULY SCARY!!!
Does this make you wonder? The great mystery...


Ever wonder why no one ever came forward from President Obama's past saying they knew him, attended school with him, was his friend, etc.? Not one person has ever come forward from his past.



VERY, VERY STRANGE…



This should really be a cause for great concern. To those who voted for him, you may have elected an unqualified, inexperienced shadow man. Reminds me of The Manchurian Candidate...



Let's face it. As insignificant as we all are... someone whom we went to school with remembers our name or face ... someone remembers we were the clown or the dork or the brain or the quiet one or the bully or something about us.



George Stephanopoulos of ABC News said the same thing during the 2008 campaign. He questions why no one has acknowledged the president was in their classroom or ate in the same cafeteria or made impromptu speeches on campus.



Stephanopoulos also was a classmate of Obama at Columbia – the class of 1984. He says he never had a single class with him.



While he is such a great orator, why doesn't anyone in Obama's college class remember him? And, why won't he allow Columbia to release his records?



NOBODY REMEMBERS OBAMA AT COLUMBIA!



Looking for evidence of Obama's past, Fox News contacted 400 Columbia University students from the period when Obama claims to have been there, but none remembered him.



Wayne Allyn Root was, like Obama, a political science major at Columbia who also graduated in 1983.


In 2008, Root says of Obama, "I don't know a single person at Columbia that knew him, and they all know me. I don't have a classmate who ever knew Barack Obama at Columbia. EVER!"



Nobody recalls him. Root adds that he was also, like Obama, "Class of '83 political science, pre-law" and says, "You don't get more exact or closer than that." Never met him in my life, don't know anyone who ever met him. At the class reunion, our 20th reunion five years ago, who was asked to be the speaker of the class? Me.

No one ever heard of Barack! And five years ago, nobody even knew who he was.

The guy who writes the class notes, who's kind of the, as we say in New York, the macha who knows everybody, has yet to find a person, a human who ever met him."



Obama's photograph does not appear in the school's yearbook and Obama consistently declines requests to talk about his years at Columbia, provide school records, or provide the name of any former classmates or friends while at Columbia.



NOTE: Root graduated as Valedictorian from his high school, Thornton-Donovan School, then graduated from Columbia University in 1983 as a Political Science major in the same class that Barack Hussein Obama was supposed to have been in.



Some other interesting questions…



Why was Obama's law license inactivated in 2002?



Why was Michelle's law license inactivated by Court Order?



It is circulating that according to the U.S. Census, there is only one Barack Obama, but 27 Social Security numbers and over 80 aliases. WHAT!!!??? The Social Security number he uses now originated in Connecticut, where he is never reported to have lived.



No wonder all his records are sealed!



Please continue sending this out to everyone you know. Somewhere, someone knew him in some school... before he "reorganized" Chicago & burst upon the scene at the 2004 Democratic Convention & made us all swoon with his charm, poise & speaking pizzazz.



Pass this on to everyone on your mailing list ... pass it across America!!! PLEASE!!!