Don't we love these leaches? ... Thx Lyle S!

NFL OR NBA?





(Haven’t verified the numbers)

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>>>>>> EVEN IF YOU AREN'T A SPORTS FAN THIS IS VERY INTERESTING!
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>>>>>> ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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>>>>>> 36 HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SPOUSAL ABUSE
>>>>>> 7 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR FRAUD
>>>>>> 19 HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF WRITING BAD CHECKS
>>>>>> 117 HAVE DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY BANKRUPTED AT LEAST 2
>>>>>> BUSINESSES
>>>>>> 3 HAVE DONE TIME FOR ASSAULT
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>>>>>> 71 CANNOT GET A CREDIT CARD DUE TO BAD CREDIT
>>>>>> 14 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED ON DRUG-RELATED CHARGES
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>>>>>> 8 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFTING
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>>>>>> 21 CURRENTLY ARE DEFENDANTS IN LAWSUITS,
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>>>>>> 84 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING IN THE LAST YEAR
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>>>>>> _CAN __YOU GUESS WHICH ORGANIZATION THIS IS?_
>>>>>> _NBA Or NFL?_
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>>>>>> _SCROLL DOWN,_
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>>>>>> _NEITHER, IT'S THE 535 MEMBERS OF THE UNITED STATES
>>>>>> CONGRESS_
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>>>>>> _The same group of Idiots that crank out__ __HUNDREDS OF
>>>>>> NEW LAWS EACH YEAR__ __DESIGNED TO KEEP THE REST OF US IN
>>>>>> LINE._
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>>>>>> _YOU GOTTA PASS THIS ONE ON!_
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>>>  Thx Lyle S!

Philosophers of the past Century ... Thx Paul C!

Subject: Fw: Philosophers of the Past Century

Philosophers of the Past Century   ~ Jean Kerr...  The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats.  ~ Prince Philip...  When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.  ~ Emo Philips...  A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.  ~ Harrison Ford...  Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.    ~ Spike Milligan...  The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.  ~ Jean Rostand...  Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.  ~  Arnold Schwarzenegger...  Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars , but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.  ~ WH Auden...  We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.  ~ Johnny Carson...  If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.  ~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).  I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.  ~ Steve Martin...  Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.  ~ Jimmy Durante...  Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.  ~ Doug Hanwell...  America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.  ~ George Roberts...  The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.  ~ Jonathan Winters...  If God had intended us to fly , he would have made it easier to get to the airport.  ~ Robert Benchley... I have kleptomania and when it gets bad, I take something for it.  ~ John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind : every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.  ~ David Letterman...  America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.  ~ Howard Hughes...  I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.    ~ Old Italian proverb...  After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

Bob Doll's Obituary ... Thx for the info, Sarah R!

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Obituary Print Robert Franklin Doll    |   Visit Guest Book ROBERT FRANKLIN DOLL PORTSMOUTH — Robert Franklin Doll, son of Arthur and Claire, deceased, gently passed away in the loving care of Hospice of Cincinnati on Sunday, April 8, 2018. Robert "Bob" was a basketball coach and teacher at Portsmouth High School from 1968 to when he retired by 1995. He played basketball for PHS and Miami University where he started his coaching career after serving for the Army V-Corp. He went onto coach for Northwestern University, Kent State and Niles McKinley before returning to Portsmouth. He is survived by his brother Richard Doll and was the brother of David Doll (decd), Jack Doll (decd), and Vicky Ensinger (decd). He is survived by the mother of his children, Jean Wright whose children are Thomas Arthur Doll (Rebecca), Lynn Ann Doll, Lee Ann Doll and Kimberly Doll Burns (Michael). Grandchildren who are, Alexis Spence (Josh), Lauren Hill (Matt), Myra Holloway (Eric), Charlie Doll (Jess) Stuart Doll and step-grandchild Philip Hill, Denver Robison, Galen Robison, Jena Robison, Patrice DiPasquale, Aviana DiPasquale, and Abby Burns. His great-grandchildren are Jackson Hill, Jocelyn Hill, Ayden Spence, Savannah Holloway, Lincoln Holloway, Cohen Doll, Daxon Doll, Killian Robison and step grandchildren Alice Annis-Hill and Maxton Hill. Services will be 11:00 AM, Thursday, April 12th, 2018 at Melcher Funeral Home in Portsmouth, with graveside military rites provided by the American Legion, James Dickey Post #23 at Scioto Burial Park in McDermott. A visitation will be held at Melcher Funeral Home on Wednesday, April 11, 2018 from 5:00pm to 7:00 pm, and again one hour before the service on Thursday. In lieu of flowers, a college scholarship has been set up in memory of Coach Bob Doll. Donations (tax deductible) can be mailed to: The Scioto County Foundation, P.O. Box 911, Portsmouth, Ohio 45662. In memory of Coach Bob Doll, this college scholarship fund will benefit both a boys basketball player and/or boys golf player at Portsmouth City High School. Thank you for your donation. Funeral Home Melcher Funeral Home 1417 Offnere St Portsmouth, OH 45662 (740) 353-2808 Funeral Home Details Send Flowers Published in The Daily Times from Apr. 9 to Apr. 10, 2018 Share with Others Sign Guest Book "Since my dad, Tom Tipton, passed away in June of 2011, Bob always remembered to send a birthday..." - Anne Tipton (Columbus, OH) View full Guest Book (1 entry) Return to today's Obituaries for The Daily Times

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