Who started this Christmas thing ... Thanks Dr. Hovermale!

WHO STARTED CHRISTMAS

    A woman was Christmas shopping with her two children.  After many hours of walking down row after row of toys and after hours of hearing both her children asking for everything they saw on those many shelves, she finally made it to the store elevator with her two children in hand.  She was feeling what so many of us feel during the holiday season time of the year, getting that perfect gift for every single person on our shopping list, making sure we don't forget anyone on our card list, and the pressure of making sure we respond to everyone who sent us a card.

    Finally the elevator doors opened revealing a crowd in the car.  She pushed her way in and dragged her two kids and all her bags of stuff in with her. As the doors closed she couldn't take it anymore and blurted out, "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up, and shot."

    From the back of the car, a quiet calm voice responded, "Don't worry, we've already crucified Him."

    The rest of the trip down was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.  Don't forget this year to keep the One who started this whole Christmas thing in your every thought, deed, purchase, and word.  If we all would, just think how much better this world would be.  Jesus is the reason for the season and wise men still seek Him.

Amen!

 

Newtown CT school tragedy ... Sick society

The world's sadness for Newtown, CT and the Sandy Hook Elementary School.

Not to be understood. 

Our shepherd, Jesus said:  "Suffer the little children to come unto me.  For of such is the Kingdom of Heaven".  What other solace?

I'm not sure who said something to the effect that:  When an adult acquaintance or family member dies, we lose the past, but when a child dies, we lose the future. 

Christians, please pray for the bereaved parents, grandparents and family members and thank God for the courageous teachers, the wonderful principal, and all who helped on the side of good.  Thank God also for the survivors and first responders.

1950's Car test ... Thanks Lou F.!

1950's Car Test

http://www.americantorque.com/game/car-show-50s/1950's Car Test http://www.americantorque.com/game/car-show-50s/

There are 12 sets of cars and questions.

For your answer, you enter a check mark after each car in the set or it won't advance to the next set.

It checks your answers after each set of questions and highlights the correct answers in red. 

Social Security and the Dole! Thanks Lou F

I THINK SHE'S PISSED!







Go Patty! Go Montana!  Just go off the dole, Alan Simpson!

Sam

 

Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming, Co-Chair of Obama's deficit commission, calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared "Social Security" to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats.

Here's a response in a letter from PATTY MYERS in Montana. . . I think she is a little ticked off! She also tells it like it is!

"Hey Alan, let's get a few things straight.

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS.

2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63).

3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest-bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud.

4. Recently, just like Lucy and Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN.

5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills.

6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR debt.

To add insult to injury, you label us "greedy" for calling "bullshit" on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU.

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators called Congress who are the "greedy" ones. It is you and your fellow nut cases who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? Votes. That's right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.
And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.

If you like the way things are in America delete this. If you agree with what a fellow Montana citizen Patty Myers says, PASS IT ON!!!!

Merry Christmas Happy Birthday, Jesus! Thanks Lou F.!

Merry Christmas to you and your family!

 

 

Merry Christmas

I will be making a conscious effort to wish everyone

a Merry Christmas this year ...

My way of saying that I am celebrating

the birth Of Jesus Christ.

So I am asking my email buddies,

if you agree with me,

to please do the same.

And if you'll pass this on to

your email buddies, and so on...

maybe we can prevent one more

American tradition from being lost in the sea of

"Political Correctness".

The Beauty of Mathematics ... Thanks Ron W.!

Fwd_ The Beauty of Mathematics - Outstanding!!!.eml
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