LOL
I vowed to stop forwarding such awful word play but the pun is mightier than the swored.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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Sincerely,
Judi Cole
