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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Saturday, January 14, 2017

Senior Cartoons . . . Tyx Sarah R!


Do go right to end of this e-mail!
Who says senior citizens don't wear stylish clothes?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be
put in an old age home?" 
 
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."  
 
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the
teacup." 
 
"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" 
 
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
 
Congratulations! 
Oh ... Find the 44th USA President. 
 
Well, congratulations, you're not color blind either!
  
SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS! 
 
 
HEARING AIDS    BAND AIDS 
 
ROLL AIDS   WALKING AIDS 
 
MEDICAL AIDS     GOVERNMENT AIDS 
 
MOST OF ALL, 
 
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!
 
Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing) 
Give me the grace to see a joke, 
To get some humor out of life, 
And pass it on to other folk.
 
I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends. 
 
 
I love to see you smile

Psychotherapy for Seniors . . . Thx Marge R!


Psychotherapy for Retirees 
 
How to Maintain a Healthy Level
  
Of     Insanity in RETIREMENT...

 
1.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!

 
2.
On all your check stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors"
 
 
3.
 
Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
   
4.
 
With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
  
5.
 
Sing along at The Opera.

  
6.
 
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

 
7.
 
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
   
8.
 
Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....'
  
9.
 
Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

 
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favorite...

  
10.
 
Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, "There's no paper in here!"
  
Now send this email to someone to make them SMILE... 
it's called 'therapy'!
 

Master of Card Tricks . . . Thx Gary I !

WOW!

Subject: FW: Master of the Sleight of Hand




Incredible !!   This has to be one of the best in the world!!!  An illusionist who continues to baffle...

 

This might possibly be the most amazing card trick you have EVER seen!  It was developed by the magician after the terrorist attacks in Paris, France.  Supposedly, he did this in front of Penn and Teller on TV and they just shook their heads in disbelief. This is truly a must watch

Four Great Accomplishments . . . Thx Dr. Ralph H!


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