LIFE IS TOUGHER IF YOU ARE STUPId
Did we elect these people??
Civil War planes? Let me know how that works out.
I'm saying GREAT paint job.
' We had no idea anyone was buried there.'
I didn't know we could choose.
This one says it all.
What are the odds of that?
I would have guessed after age 19.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid."John Wayne
Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts
Sunday, March 12, 2017
Life is tougher if you are stupid ... Thx Sarah R!
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Home Depot customer ... Thanks Bob!
*Home Depot Customer*
>
> *My friends, I give you . .*
> *THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!?*
>
> *This picture is real and was taken by a Transportation
> Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials
> for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP,
> he went to buy a camera to take pictures.*
>
> *The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
>
> The driver finally came back after the police were called,*
> *and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting*
> *to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him*
> *and had the load removed.
>
> The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager*
> *said they made the customer sign a waiver.
>
> While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can't see*
> *is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? --*
> *10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each!
>
> They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded,*
> *the wheels bent and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.*
>
> *And to top it off, He had an Obama/ Biden bumper sticker.*
>
> *And these people VOTE & REPRODUCE!*
> *My friends, I give you . .*
> *THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!?*
>
> *This picture is real and was taken by a Transportation
> Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials
> for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP,
> he went to buy a camera to take pictures.*
>
> *The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
>
> The driver finally came back after the police were called,*
> *and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting*
> *to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him*
> *and had the load removed.
>
> The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager*
> *said they made the customer sign a waiver.
>
> While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can't see*
> *is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? --*
> *10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each!
>
> They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded,*
> *the wheels bent and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.*
>
> *And to top it off, He had an Obama/ Biden bumper sticker.*
>
> *And these people VOTE & REPRODUCE!*
Sunday, September 26, 2010
A quick visit to the WTC site- Sam Kegley
http://home.earthlink.net/~alprojects/wtc/index.html
or Google and put in WTC and scroll to WTC Tribute Center
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tribute-wtc-visitor-center-new-york
Per Groupon.com, I am traveling to NYC on OCt. 21. touring the WTC Islamic atrocity site per my choice on Oct. 22 and back to Columbus early Sat. morning 10-23- Fun bus tour. I visited the city several times before but this will be my first post 9/11 visit. I will be praying where the devil muslims preyed upon our innocents in our innocence. We have been so easy for them to date, especially for the last twenty or thirty years. I'l look and photograph where they should not be permitted to build a mosque!
Sam
or Google and put in WTC and scroll to WTC Tribute Center
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tribute-wtc-visitor-center-new-york
Per Groupon.com, I am traveling to NYC on OCt. 21. touring the WTC Islamic atrocity site per my choice on Oct. 22 and back to Columbus early Sat. morning 10-23- Fun bus tour. I visited the city several times before but this will be my first post 9/11 visit. I will be praying where the devil muslims preyed upon our innocents in our innocence. We have been so easy for them to date, especially for the last twenty or thirty years. I'l look and photograph where they should not be permitted to build a mosque!
Sam
Thursday, August 26, 2010
This year's Darwin awards Thanks Tom & Carolyn!
----- Original Message -----
From: Tom and Carolyn Lynch
Sent: Wednesday, August 25, 2010 21:12
Subject: FW: This year's Darwin nominees are:
This year's Darwin nominees are:
Nominee No. 1: [ San Jose Mercury News]:
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girl friend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.
Nominee No. 2: [ Kalamazoo Gazette]:
James Burns , 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo , MI , was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."
Nominee No. 3: [ Hickory Daily Record]:
Ken Charles Barger , 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton , NC . Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.
Nominee No. 4: [UPI, Toronto ]:
Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death.? A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the buildings windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously has conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawson , managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.
Nominee No. 5: [The News of the Weird]:
Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina 's electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.
Nominee No. 6: [The Indianapolis Star]:
A cigarette lighter may have triggered a fatal explosion in Dunkirk , IN. A Jay County man, using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzleloader, was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriff's investigators said. Gregory David Pryor , 19, died in his parents' rural Dunkirk home at about 11:30 PM . Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54-caliber muzzle-loader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.
Nominee No. 7: [ Reuters , Mississauga , Ontario ]:
A man cleaning a bird feeder on the balcony of his condominium apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23 stories to his death. " Stefan Macko , 55, was standing on a wheelchair when the accident occurred," said Inspector Darcy Honer of the Peel Regional Police. "It appears that the chair moved, and he went over the balcony," Honer said.
Finally, THE WINNER!!!: [ Arkansas Democrat Gazette]:
Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis , 38, of Little Rock , were returning to Des Arc after a frog-catching trip.. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole 's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned.
The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge .
After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the pavement, and struck a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended.
Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis
"I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder .
Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia ( Poole 's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck? Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did in fact effectively remove himself from the gene pool.
Every day above ground is a good day! Better to be seen, than viewed
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From: Tom and Carolyn Lynch
Sent: Wednesday, August 25, 2010 21:12
Subject: FW: This year's Darwin nominees are:
This year's Darwin nominees are:
Nominee No. 1: [ San Jose Mercury News]:
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girl friend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.
Nominee No. 2: [ Kalamazoo Gazette]:
James Burns , 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo , MI , was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."
Nominee No. 3: [ Hickory Daily Record]:
Ken Charles Barger , 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton , NC . Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.
Nominee No. 4: [UPI, Toronto ]:
Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death.? A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the buildings windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously has conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawson , managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.
Nominee No. 5: [The News of the Weird]:
Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina 's electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.
Nominee No. 6: [The Indianapolis Star]:
A cigarette lighter may have triggered a fatal explosion in Dunkirk , IN. A Jay County man, using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzleloader, was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriff's investigators said. Gregory David Pryor , 19, died in his parents' rural Dunkirk home at about 11:30 PM . Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54-caliber muzzle-loader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.
Nominee No. 7: [ Reuters , Mississauga , Ontario ]:
A man cleaning a bird feeder on the balcony of his condominium apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23 stories to his death. " Stefan Macko , 55, was standing on a wheelchair when the accident occurred," said Inspector Darcy Honer of the Peel Regional Police. "It appears that the chair moved, and he went over the balcony," Honer said.
Finally, THE WINNER!!!: [ Arkansas Democrat Gazette]:
Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis , 38, of Little Rock , were returning to Des Arc after a frog-catching trip.. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole 's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned.
The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge .
After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the pavement, and struck a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended.
Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis
"I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder .
Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia ( Poole 's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck? Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did in fact effectively remove himself from the gene pool.
Every day above ground is a good day! Better to be seen, than viewed
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The message was checked by ESET Smart Security.
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