Sunday, Sept. 11, 2011

The plan for September 11th observance


We have less than two weeks to get the word out all across this great

land and into every community in the United States of America .



If you forward this email to at least 11 people and each of those

people do the same ... you get the idea.



THE PROGRAM:

On Sunday September 11th, 2011, everyone needs to display the flag of

these United States of America!!!



On Sunday, September 11th, 2011, an American flag should be displayed

outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States

. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American

flag on this tenth anniversary of one of our country's worst

tragedies. We do this to honor those who lost their lives on 9/11,

their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the

pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve

our cherished freedoms.



In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed

in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood

shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all

but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and

it shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our

American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail

over terrorism of all kinds.



Action Plan:



So, here's what we need you to do.



(1) Forward this email to everyone you know,

Please don't be the one to break this chain.

Take a moment to think back to how you felt on 9/11 and let those

sentiments guide you.



(2) Fly an American flag of any size on 9/11



Thank you for your participation... God Bless You and God Bless America !

Women ... Thanks to a good anonymous friend!

Women : Just read the first half!




A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.



Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."



Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.



Male readers: Please scroll down.





























The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!



Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!



Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour