I'm not in...

Thanks John & Yvette Massey!

Me neither!

Sam

I'M NOT IN...
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>> I have noted that many elected officials, both Democrats and Republicans, called upon America to unite behind Obama.
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>>Well, I want to make it clear to all who will listen that I AM NOT uniting behind Obama!
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>>I will respect the Office, which he holds, and I will acknowledge his abilities as an orator and wordsmith (read LIAR) and pray for him, BUT that is it.
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>>I have begun today to see what I can do to make sure that He is a one-term President!
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>>Why am I doing this?
>>It is because:
>>§ I do not share Obama's vision or Value system for America;
>>§ I do not share his Abortion beliefs;
>>§ I do not share his radical Marxist's concept of redistributing wealth;
>>§ I do not share his stated views on raising taxes on those who make $150,000 and the ceiling has been changed three times since August;
>>§ I do not share his view that America is arrogant;
>>§ I do not share his view that America is not a Christian Nation;
>>§ I do not share his view that the military should be reduced by 25%;
>>§ I do not share his view of amnesty and giving more to illegals than American Citizens who need help;
>>§ I do not share his views on homosexuality and his definition of marriage;
>> § I do not share his views that Radical Islam is our friend and Israel is our enemy who should give up any land;
>>§ I do not share his spiritual beliefs (at least the ones he has made public);
>>§ I do not share his beliefs on how to rework the health care system in America;
>>§ I do not share his strategic views of the Middle East, and certainly do not share his plan to sit down with terrorist regimes such as Iran.
>>§ I do not share his view that law-abiding citizens should be denied the right to own and use firearms in any lawful way they see fit!
>>Bottom line, my America is vastly different from Obama's, and I have a higher obligation to my Country and my God to do what is right!
>>For eight (8) years, the Liberals in our Society, led by numerous entertainers who would have no platform and no real credibility but for their celebrity status, have attacked President Bush, his family, and his spiritual beliefs!
>>The shameful way his campaign attacked Sarah Palin during the recent election. (And her family);
>>They have not moved toward the center in their beliefs and their philosophies, and they never came together nor compromised their personal beliefs for the betterment of our Country! They have portrayed my America as a land where everything is tolerated except being intolerant!
>>They have been a vocal and irreverent minority for years; they have mocked and attacked the very core values so important to the founding and growth of our Country!
>>They have made every effort to remove the name of God or Jesus Christ from our Society! They have challenged capital punishment, the right to bear firearms, and the most basic principles of our criminal code; they have attacked one of the most fundamental of all Freedoms, the right of free speech!
>>Unite behind Obama? Never!
>>I am sure many of you who read this think that I am going overboard, but I refuse to retreat one more inch in favor of those whom I believe are the embodiment of Evil!
>>PRESIDENT BUSH made a few mistakes during his Presidency, and I am not sure how history will judge him.
>>However, I believe that he weighed his decisions in light of the long established Judeo-Christian principles of our Founding Fathers!!!
>>Majority rulesin America, and I will honor the concept; however, I will fight with all of my power to be a voice in opposition to Obama and "his goals for America ."
>>I am going to be a thorn in the side of those who, if left unchecked, will destroy our Country!! Any more compromise is more defeat!
>>I pray that the results of this election will wake up many who have sat on the sidelines and allowed the Socialist-Marxist anti-God crowd to slowly change so much of what has been good in America!
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>> "Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it." (Thomas Jefferson)
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>>God bless you and God bless our Country!!!
>>Thanks for your time, be safe.
>>"In God We Trust"
>>
>>'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan

Widow wants husband dressed in a blue suit

Thanks John Bob Looney! I have asked Jeanie to have me in a blue blazer.


A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an
expensive,
expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife
how
she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does
look
good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked
his
best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what
It
costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
Finds
her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk
stripe;
the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You
did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank
check.
"There's no charge," he says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite
blue
suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing."

"You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was
brought
in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an
attractive
blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave
wearing
a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as
he
looked nice."

"So I just switched the heads."