Planning a
Senior Wedding
Jacob, age 81
and Rebecca, age 80, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to
get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to
get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course,
we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All
kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and
indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."