Oh Well . . . Thx Dr. Ralph H!

Oh well

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We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, 

DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. 

Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was flat and to top it 

off it was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf. 

I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this 

also needs power, so I just sat and talked with my wife for a few hours. 

She seems like a nice person.   

Smart wife ... Thx Paul C!

The Elderly Retired Veteran With A Smart Wife  

  

Early one morning an elderly retired veteran just finished     a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife, "Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama Administration !"  

  

She yelled back, "Flush the toilet, Herman, 

and come eat your breakfast !"                            

Wonderful and so true ... Thanks John M!

FW: WONDERFUL and SO TRUE !!

 

To: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDECINE.

WONDERFUL and SO TRUE !!       Every Husband and wife will love this poem!       I have a little GPS       I've had it all my life       It’s better than the normal ones       My GPS is my wife       It gives me full instructions       Especially how to drive       "It's thirty miles an hour", it says       "You're doing thirty five"       It tells me when to stop and start       And when to use the brake       And tells me that it's never ever       Safe to overtake       It tells me when a light is red       And when it goes to green       It seems to know instinctively       Just when to intervene       It lists the vehicles just in front       And all those to the rear       And taking this into account       It specifies my gear.       I'm sure no other driver       Has so helpful a device       For when we leave and lock the car       It still gives its advice             It fills me up with counseling       Each journey's pretty fraught       So why don't I exchange it       And get a quieter sort?       Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,       Makes sure I'm properly fed,       It washes all my shirts and things       And - keeps me warm in bed!       Despite all these advantages       And my tendency to scoff,       I do wish that once in a while       I could turn the darned thing off.

Marine's wife's testimony ... Thanks Ron W.!

From a Marine's wife:

I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government
Under went a peaceful transition of power three years ago..
At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while Barack Obama took his Oath of Office.
However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines, In full dress uniform with rifles, Fire a 21-gun salute to the President.
It was then that I realized how far America 's military had deteriorated. 

Every one of them missed the bastard.

Now, John Robert, how many wives have you had?

Subject: Fwd: The awesome power of a wife's love


A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the

aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.



He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the

wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort

forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.





With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.





There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of

his favorite chocolate chip cookies.





Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife,

seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?





Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The

aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the

table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.



"Stay out of those," she said.

"They're for the funeral.