Green Bay Packers Thanks Ron Walters!

After the *Green Bay Packers **v. Bills** *game, the* Bills *released


quarterback *Trent Edwards*.



During the *Packers **v. Eagles** *game, the *Packers *injured *Eagle’s *

quarterback* Kevin Kolb*,* *the* Eagles *then had to play backup quarterback

*Michael Vick*.



During a playoff game against the *Eagles*, the *Packers *injured *Eagle’s *

quarterback* Michael Vick* and another backup was needed.



After the *Packers** v. Cowboys** *game, the* Cowboys *fired *Wade Phillips.

*

After the *Packers **v. Vikings** *game, the* Vikings *fired *Brad

Childress.

*

Four weeks after losing to the *Packers, *the *49er's* coach, *Mike

Singletary,* was fired and replaced.



During the *Bears *playoff game, the *Packers *injured Bear’s starting

quarterback *Jay Cutler* and his backup *Todd Collins *forcing the *Bears

*to go with 3rd string quarterback *Caleb Hanie.



*Question:*

Is it just me, or did the *Packers *create more jobs than *Obama *last

year?

Don't laugh. ...Thanks Ron Walters!

Subject: Fwd: Don't Laugh



Don't Laugh, This could be you.

If you don't understand this now, you will in a few years..





When asked by a young patrol officer "Do you know you were speeding"?

This 83-year-old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating . . .

"Yes, but I had to get there before I forgot where in the hell I was going."

ABC bans wearing of flag lapel pins Thanks John & Yvette!

Subject: Goodbye to ABC TV




ABC News Joins Obama- Bans American Flag Lapel Pins-



ABC NEWS BANS FLAG LAPEL PINS

This is what we get from the present stuff going on in Washington. What next?

Barbara Walters said that this was going to hurt ABC bad. As

you know, she works for ABC.



ABC NEWS BANS FLAG LAPEL PINS!

YESTERDAY THE BRASS AT ABC NEWS ISSUED ORDERS FORBIDDING

REPORTERS TO WEAR LAPEL PIN AMERICAN FLAGS OR OTHER PATRIOTIC INSIGNIA.

THEIR REASONING WAS THAT ABC SHOULD REMAIN NEUTRAL ABOUT 'CAUSES'.







SINCE WHEN IS PATRIOTISM TO BE DISCOURAGED?

I URGE YOU TO BOYCOTT ABC AND ITS SPONSORS AND AFFILIATES.

WE ARE SLOWLY LOSING EVERYTHING OUR COUNTRY STANDS FOR AND

EVERYTHING OUR MEN AND WOMEN FOUGHT AND DIED TO PRESERVE!

PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY AS YOU CAN.



THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED THROUGH:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/a/abcflag.htm

THIS ONE NEEDS TO BE CIRCULATED...QUICKLY

o and Texas wisdom

A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his Health Plan. When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush's home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.







As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"



Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."



"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."



"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.



But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,



"Are you calling me a horse's ass?"



"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."



"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.



After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,



"Hard to fool them flies, though. "

Green ... Thanks John & Yvette!

John & Yvette Massey




Subject: GreenThe Green Thing In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day."The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment."He was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that old lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day. (AND WE DIDN'T HAVE A DRYER SO IN THE WINTERTIME THE CLOTHES WERE HUNG IN THE BASEMENT. AND SOME OF OUR MOTHERS TOOK IN IRONING FOR OTHERS FOR EXTRA CASH)Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. (AND WE USED TIN FOIL ON THE ANTENNA TO GET A BETTER SIGNAL. AND FORGET ABOUT COLOR TV)In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. (OR THE HOSE)We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.But we didn't have the green thing back then.Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. (AND SOME OF OUR MOTHERS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE)We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?Please forward this on to another selfish "old" person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smartaleck "young" person.The Green Thing

Hanging by my ____ ... thanks Sonny H.!

Hanging By My Boob


While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but....there were extenuating circumstances."


The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances." I did too so, I listened as the lady told her story.


"Your Honor, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'm Belinda! All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?"




I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science." Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors.




With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?"



"Fine," I answered.



I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck to finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other breast wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when I heard and felt a zap!


Complete darkness, the power was off!


Belinda said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit a snag."


Then she headed for the door.



"Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you?" I shouted.



Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy...the door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be right back."



Before I could shout NOOOO! She disappeared. And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl, maintenance men Extraordinaire, found me...half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between glass!


After exchanging a polite “Hi, how's it going” type greeting, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off.



Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible, "Uh, yes, I did but thanks anyway."



"OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store.




Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin. Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am sooo sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?"


And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the clamps...."



The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she said "Case Dismissed."

Cost of Illegal aliens in USA ... Thanks Clay!

Subject: MIND-BOGGLING INFORMATION



Bankruptcy 101...why Arizona and Alabama did the right thing!!



It's easy to dismiss individual programs that benefit non-citizens until they're put together and this picture emerges. Someone did a lot of research to put together all of this data. Often these programs are buried within other programs making them difficult to find.





A Real Eye Opener WHY is the USA BANKRUPT?



Informative, and mind boggling!





You think the war in Iraq was costing us too much? Read this:



We have been hammered with the propaganda that it was the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us.





I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.





I hope the following 14reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I also have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts...





1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.



Verify at: http://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters7fd8





2. $22 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.



Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML





3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.



Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML





4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!



Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.....0.HTML





5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.



Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML





6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.



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7.

30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.





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8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.





Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.HTML





9. $200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.





Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRI







13. In 2006, illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances to their countries of origin.





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14. The Dark Sideof Illegal Immigration: Nearly One million sex crimes committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States .



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The total cost is a whopping " href=; $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AND IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY; IT IS $338,300,000,000.00WHICH WOULD BE ENOUGH TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY FOR THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY.



Are we THAT Stupid? YES, FOR LETTING THOSE IN THE U.S. CONGRESS GET AWAY WITH LETTING THIS HAPPEN YEAR AFTER YEAR!!!!!




If this doesn't bother you, then just delete the message. If, on the other hand, it does raise the hair on the back of your neck, I hope you forward it to every legal resident in the United States ..