Bubba Claus is coming to town ,,, thanks Ramey H.!

Howdy Folks Bubba Claus Is Coming to Town A Note from: Santa Claus I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina, New Mexico, Arizona, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.     Differences such as: 1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:"These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." 2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds or a moon pie on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy. 3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty." 5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!" 6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety sticker on the back with the words "Back Off." 7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus. And Finally, 8. Bubba Claus doesn't always wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree. Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus     Times are changin' but the Holiday Spirit didn't Frank

Sit down before readinbg OIL ... Thanks John M.!

Subject: FW: OIL

 

OIL - You better be sitting down when you read this!!!!!!

As you may know, Cruz Construction started a division in North Dakota
Just 6 months ago.

They sent every Kenworth (9 trucks) we had here in Alaska to North
Dakota and several drivers.

They just bought two new Ken worth’s to add to that fleet; one being a
Tri-Drive tractor and a new 65 ton lowboy to go with it.

They also bought two new cranes (one crawler & one rubber tired) for
that Division.

Dave Cruz said they have moved more rigs in the last 6 months in ND
than Cruz Construction moved in Alaska in the last 6 years.

Williston is like a gold rush town; they moved one of our 40 man camps
Down there since there are no rooms available.

Unemployment in ND is the lo wes t in the nation at 3.4 percent last I
Checked.

See anything in the national news about how the oil industry is fueling
North Dakota ’s economy?

Here's an astonishing read. Important and verifiable information:

About 6 months ago, the writer was watching a news program on oil and
one Of the Forbes Bros. Was the guest.

The host said to Forbes, "I am going to ask you a direct question and I
Would like a direct answer;

How much oil does the U.S. Have in the ground?" Forbes did not miss a
Beat, he said, "more than all the Middle East put together.."

The U. S.. Geological Service issued a report in April 2008 that only
Scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big.

It was a revised report (hadn't been updated since 1995) on how much
oil Was in this area of the wes tern 2/3 of North Dakota ,

Western South Dakota and extreme eastern Montana .

Check THIS out:

The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since Alaska 's
Prudhoe
Bay , and has the potential to

Eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy
Information Administration (EIA) estimates It at 503 billion barrels.
Even if just 10% of the oil is recoverable (5 Billion barrels), at $107
a barrel, We're looking at a resource base worth more than $5.3
trillion.

"When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see
Their jaws hit the floor.

They had no idea.." says Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature's
Financial analyst.

"This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found
In the past 56 years," reports The Pittsburgh Post Gazette.

It's a formation known as the Williston Basin , but is more commonly
Referred to as the ’Bakken.'

It stretches from Northern Montana, through North Dakota and into
Canada .

For years, U. S. Oil exploration has been considered a dead end.

Even the 'Big Oil' companies gave up searching for major oil wells
Decades ago.

However, a recent technological breakthrough has opened up the Bakker’s
Massive reserves,

And we now have access of up to 500 billion barrels. And because this
is Light, sweet oil,

Those billions of barrels will cost Americans just $16 PER
BARREL!!!!!!

That's enough crude to fully fuel the American economy for 2041 years
Straight.

And if THAT didn't throw you on the floor, then this next one should -
Because it’s from 2006!!!!!!

U.. S. Oil Discovery - Largest Reserve in the World Stanberry Report
Online - 4/20/2006 Hidden 1,000 feet beneath the surface of the Rocky
Mountains lies the Largest untapped oil reserve in the world.

It is more than 2 TRILLION barrels.

On August 8, 2005 President Bush Mandated its extraction.

In three and a half years of high oil prices none has been extracted.

With this motherland of oil why are we still fighting over off-shore
Drilling?

They reported this stunning news:

We have more oil inside our borders, than all the other proven reserves
On earth.

Here are the official estimates:

8 times as much oil as Saudi Arabia

18 times as much oil as Iraq

21 times as much oil as Kuwait

22 times as much oil as Iran

500 times as much oil as Yemen

and it's all right here in the Western United States !!!!!!

HOW can this BE? HOW can we NOT BE extracting this? Because the
Environmentalists and others have blocked all efforts to help America
become independent of foreign oil! Again, we are letting a small group
of people dictate our lives and our economy. WHY?

James Bartis, lead researcher with the study says we've got more oil in
this very compact area than the entire Middle East , more than 2 TRILLION
barrels untapped. That's more than all the proven oil reserves of crude
oil in the world today, reports The Denver Post.

Don't think 'OPEC' will drop its price even with this find? Think
again!
It's all about the competitive marketplace, it has to.

Think OPEC just might be funding the environmentalists?

Got your attention yet? Now, while you're thinking about it, do this:

Pass this along. If you don't take a little time to do this, then you
should stifle yourself the next time you complain about gas prices,
By doing NOTHING, you forfeit your right to complain.

Now I just wonder what would happen in this country if every one of
you
Sent this to every one in your address book.



By the way, this can be verified. Check it out at the link below!!!!!!

http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=1911 ;) >

Merry Christmas Happy birthday Jesus! Thanks Dr. H.!

Merry Christmas .....

I will be making  a conscious effort to wish everyone
A Merry Christmas this year ...
My way of saying that I am celebrating
The birth Of Jesus Christ.
So I am asking my email buddies,
If you agree with me,
To please do the same.
And if you'll pass this on to
Your email buddies, and so on...
Maybe we can prevent one more
American tradition from being lost in the sea of
"Political Correctness".


To one and All...
Jesus is the reason for the season!