A girl, from Tennessee, walked up to the information desk in a
hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the 'intern', don't you?"
asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a
'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."To which the
girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination,
examination, fraternity, maternity.... what's
the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated
in two months, and I think I'm stagnant."
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Congratulatory emails from good friends- UK62 OSU 60
Sam,
Congratulations on an excellent game against OSU.
I fell asleep before it was over but my wife can tell you,
that I predicted that Kentucky would win and they did.
Dan
SamKat's Reply-
You are a good man, Dan Baird!
Thanks good friend, as well as the best government employee I ever met. And imagine that Sammie K got to earn a lot of good value engineering savings for our citizens along with my friend, Dan Baird!
I certainly believe Arelis! The Cats played nearly perfectly and the game might have gone either way, but Cal had our team ready! Sullinger played absolutely great, but our Harrelson stayed right with him. Diebler was hitting when he could find room, but couldn't always. Coach Cal's defense was right on the right place at the right time. Liggins became part of Craft. Liggins was our outstanding player on KY radio, but coach Cal and the whole team defended and defended!
Thanks good friend, as well as the best government employee I ever met. And imagine that Sammie K got to earn a lot of good value engineering savings for our citizens along with my friend, Dan Baird!
A few friends and family know, of course, that JeanieKat and I are Kentucky fans. I particularly want to give our sincere thanks to Carl Clark, Jr, our retired former family doctor Dr. Tom Pappas, Jack H. Plymale, former Portsmouth Trojan footballer of the forties, Blaine Bierley (PHS 55) and sincere KY fan and friend, Judi Cole. These friends gave me congratulatory emails. I will always cherish these!
Let me temper that abit in that I am a Kentucky basketball fan above all my sports loves and an Ohio State football fan above being a Kentucky football fan. KY fb is a wannabe to Ohio State. Coach Cal correctly imtimated the same because the coach has acquired IT. IT is, of course, being a Kentucky basketball fan. IT is a sickness to last for a lifetime's entertainment. When one is infected, it becomes part of you and you never want cured.
Oh, that the Dispatch's Rob Oiler could make some good sense in writing for the Columbus Dispatch. The "Matta Lover" nor his coach never will get IT !
SamKat
Congratulations on an excellent game against OSU.
I fell asleep before it was over but my wife can tell you,
that I predicted that Kentucky would win and they did.
Dan
SamKat's Reply-
You are a good man, Dan Baird!
Thanks good friend, as well as the best government employee I ever met. And imagine that Sammie K got to earn a lot of good value engineering savings for our citizens along with my friend, Dan Baird!
I certainly believe Arelis! The Cats played nearly perfectly and the game might have gone either way, but Cal had our team ready! Sullinger played absolutely great, but our Harrelson stayed right with him. Diebler was hitting when he could find room, but couldn't always. Coach Cal's defense was right on the right place at the right time. Liggins became part of Craft. Liggins was our outstanding player on KY radio, but coach Cal and the whole team defended and defended!
Thanks good friend, as well as the best government employee I ever met. And imagine that Sammie K got to earn a lot of good value engineering savings for our citizens along with my friend, Dan Baird!
A few friends and family know, of course, that JeanieKat and I are Kentucky fans. I particularly want to give our sincere thanks to Carl Clark, Jr, our retired former family doctor Dr. Tom Pappas, Jack H. Plymale, former Portsmouth Trojan footballer of the forties, Blaine Bierley (PHS 55) and sincere KY fan and friend, Judi Cole. These friends gave me congratulatory emails. I will always cherish these!
Let me temper that abit in that I am a Kentucky basketball fan above all my sports loves and an Ohio State football fan above being a Kentucky football fan. KY fb is a wannabe to Ohio State. Coach Cal correctly imtimated the same because the coach has acquired IT. IT is, of course, being a Kentucky basketball fan. IT is a sickness to last for a lifetime's entertainment. When one is infected, it becomes part of you and you never want cured.
Oh, that the Dispatch's Rob Oiler could make some good sense in writing for the Columbus Dispatch. The "Matta Lover" nor his coach never will get IT !
SamKat
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