SamKat: 06/04/15

Welcome

Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:

I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.

Thursday, June 4, 2015

A minute with God ... Thx Nita E!

A minute with GOD! Enjoy....

                                          A minute with GOD                 Enjoy....

    I LOVE THE OPENING SENTENCE .
      With what is going on in the world these days Heaven could end up a
ghost town ?
      My name is God. You hardly have time for me. I love you and will
always bless you.
      I am always with you. I need you to spend 30 secs. of your time with
Me today.
      Don't pray, just praise. Today I want this message to go across the
world before midnight.
      Will you help? Please do not delete it and I'll help you with
something that you are in need of.
      Just dare Me! A blessing is coming your way. Please drop everything
& pass it on.
    Why are prayers getting smaller, but bars and clubs are expanding?
      Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity, but very difficult to engage
with God?
    Think about it, are you going to forward this or are you going to ignore
it because you think you will get laughed at?
    Forward this to all your friends. 80% of you won't.
      God said if you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you on
the day of judgment.
      When one door closes, God opens two.
      If God has opened doors for you, send this message to everyone...
      Forward if God's been good to you!
    God has been very good to me, He has given me a wonderful family, great
friends, great health for the most of my life and so much more!

    THANK YOU LORD!

    AMEN! AMEN! AND AMEN!!!!!

Question of Gender ... Very Funny ... Thx Marge R!

5 of 15,502

Question of gender very funny

Inbox

No, it’s not about Bruce Jenner........

Subject: FW: Question of gender

You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female..Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off....it takes a while to warm them up again. They can be an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc

if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere.....

you have to light a fire under their arse.

SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male..... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...

and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this:

It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push..

.he just keeps trying

Now Send this to all the women you care about, and to any men who appreciate a good laugh!

Senior computer help line ... Thx Lyle S!

Senior Computer skills

A laugh to start your day…..

Senior Computer Skills.......

Tech support:    What kind of computer do you have?
Customer:          A white one...
Tech support:     Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer:           Your left or my left?

  ************************
Customer:    Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'can’t find printer’.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..
  *************************

Customer:         My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:   Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:          No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support:   Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:           OK
Tech support:   Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:           Yes
Tech support:   That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
  *************************
Customer:            I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:     Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:            Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech   support:   Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:           Five dots.
  *************************
Tech   support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:          Netscape.
Tech support:   That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:          Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
   *************************
Customer:     I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
  *************************
Tech support:    How may I help you?
Customer:           I'm writing my first email.
Tech support:   OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:          Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
  *************************    This one and the next   are our personal favorites!
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support:    Are you running it under windows?
Customer:   'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'


     ************************     And last but    not least!
Tech   support:    'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.
That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer:          I don't have a P.
Tech   support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:          What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT

Florida Pork Chops ... Thx Ramey H!

FLORIDA PORK CHOPS

This rooter was shot just 30 miles north of Sarasota. Suggest you check on the label on your Easter ham.
And they wonder why most Southerners are armed? I rest my case. Pork-Chops - Anyone?

Cute little pig ...That was killed in King's Point, Sun City Center, FL. They call them Piney Wood
Rooters.

There was a documentary on about a month ago about these PIGS growing up rapidly in the US .. Evidently they're all over Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Missouri, Florida and other states. Did you ever wonder what happens to those people that just leave home and disappear but their car is found out on a dirt road?

Between Bigfoot and these monsters, I think we know!
What would you do if this beast was coming at you?

Run for dear life? Climb a tree? Or simply get run over?

Over 1,800 lb. wild boar shot and killed in King's Point.

Yep......only in Florida!
We were told to stand still because their eye sight is poor. By standing still they probably would not see you and walk right on by. And NO you can't outrun them!!

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