Lexophilia -- a word used to describe those that have a love for words,
such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with
a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with
the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This
year's winning submission is posted at the very end... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
.. A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.
.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's
all right now.
.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
.. He had a photographic memory which was never fully developed.
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.And the cream of the twisted crop:
.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the
end.ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN...IT IS CHEAP MEDICINE.
Friday, May 15, 2015
Lexophilia ... Thx Pidge F!
Help! fifteen Children and needs are not being met ... Thx Ramey H!
Been around, I think, but worth watching again...AND SEE THE PROBLEM!
This is a local (Tampa) story. One with national implications. How much must the long suffering Official U.S. Taxpayer endure as the nation continues to slide downhill? Funding the dependency society has not worked for years, continues to not work and continues to be promoted by politicians.
This video will take only a minute to watch but you'll think about it all day. This was a feature story on NEWSCHANNEL 8, WFLA, Tampa, FL!
The quote "someone has to be held accountable for my 15 children” says it all.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/
Public schools look good in facilities but fail our once great nation ... Thx Niece Linda O, Roy at Appolo, and brother George K!
IF YOU DELETE THIS TAKE ME OFF YOUR EMAIL LIST
Roy
public schools have truly undermined our nation. people are too poorly educated to understand our need for strength and unity. i feel sick every day about what's going on. :-(
public schools have truly undermined our nation. people are too poorly educated to understand our need for strength and unity. i feel sick every day about what's going on. :-(
My Grandfather watched as his son died in WW I...
My Father watched as his friends died in WW II and Korea ... I watched as my friends died in Vietnam ... None of them died for the Mexican Flag... Everyone died for the U.S. flag... In Texas , a student raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole; another student took it down. Guess who was expelled... the kid who took it down. Kids in high school in California were sent home this year on Cinco de Mayo because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them. Enough is enough. The below e-mail message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America . We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough... I'm taking a stand... I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the U.S. flag can't stand up... And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message... Let me make this perfectly clear!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
And, because I make This statement DOES NOT Mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY! Welcome! To come through legally: 1. Get a sponsor! 2. Get a place to lay your head! 3. Get a job! 4. Live By OUR Rules! 5. Pay YOUR Taxes!AND 6. Learn the LANGUAGE like immigrants have in the past!!!AND 7. Please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime savings of Social Security Funds to you.
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, Then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
When will AMERICANS STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way... bent over backwards not to offend anyone... But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN CITIZEN that's being offended! WAKE UP America !! |
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