Old dudes want these and term limits for the congressional parasites Get New Rules! Thx Lyle S!

I especially like the first one:     Old dudes/dudets bucket list We are getting older and our tickers are not what they used to be so here is Our Special Bucket List    for 2015,16.... HERE IS ALL WE WANT.. 1. Hillary : in Prison 2. Put "GOD" back in America !!! 3. Borders: Closed! 4. Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as everybody else . 5. Congress: Obey its own laws NOW! 6. Language: English only! 7. Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights! 8. Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before & during Welfare! 9. NO freebies to Non-Citizens! 10. Balance the budget. 11. Stop giving away our money to foreign countries! Charge them for our help! We need it here. 12. Fix the TAX CODE! And most of all. 13. "RESPECT OUR MILITARY AND OUR FLAG!!" We the people are coming! Only 86% will send this on. Should be a 100%. What will you do? Please send it on if only To one person.

Growing up ... Thx Pail C!

 

Growing up is a weird notion to wrap your mind around. As you go through life, your perspectives on almost everything will change. How you define success will change as well. Things that you thought were important at the age of 35 will be useless when you're 65. You may not realize it now, but everything will shift.

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. - private     At age 12 success is having friends. - private       At age 16 success is having a drivers license. - private     At age 20 success is having sex. - private       At age 35 success is having money. - private         At age 50 success is having money. - private       At age 60 success is having sex. - private       At age 70 success is having a drivers license. - private       At age 75 success is having friends. - private       At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants. - private     It all comes full circle, whether you like it or not.     Share this hilarious truth about life with others.     May you always have Love to Share, Health to Spare, and Friends who Care.....

 

53-46 46 America Senators vote for communism in America All Democrats or leftist secular progressives ... Traitorous acts by the supposed reps! Thx Paul C!

 Hooray--A 53-46 vote

ray--A 53-46 vote

HOORAY – A 53-46 vote The U.N. Resolution 2117 lists 21 points dealing with firearms control, but perhaps of most interest is point number 11. It: “CALLS FOR MEMBER STATES TO SUPPORT WEAPONS COLLECTION and DISARMAMENT of all UN countries”. By a 53-46 vote - The U.S. Senate voted against the U.N. resolution. HOORAY. This is that brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around...reloading. Now, Which 46 Senators Voted to Destroy Us? Well, let their names become known ! See below . If you vote in one of the states listed with these 46 “legis..traitors”… vote against them. In a 53-46 vote, the Senate narrowly passed a measure that will stop the United States from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty. The Statement of Purpose from the Senate Bill reads: "To uphold Second Amendment rights and prevent the United States from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty." The U.N. Small Arms Treaty, which has been championed by the Obama Administration, would have effectively placed a global ban on the import and export of small firearms. The ban would have affected all private gun owners in the U.S. and had language that would have implemented an international gun registry, now get this, on all private guns and ammo. Astonishingly, 46 out of our 100 United States Senators were willing to give away our Constitutional rights to a foreign power. Here are the 46 senators who voted to give your rights to the U.N.: Baldwin (D-WI)   Baucus (D-MT)  (this IS a surprise one) Bennett (D-CO) Blumenthal (D-CT) Boxer (D-CA) Brown (D-OH) Cantwell (D-WA) Cardin (D-MD) Carper (D-DE) Casey (D-PA) Coons (D-DE) Cowan (D-MA) Durbin (D-IL) Feinstein (D-CA) Franken (D-MN) Gillibrand (D-NY) Harkin (D-IA) Hirono (D-HI) Johnson (D-SD) Kaine (D-VA) King (I-ME) Klobuchar (D-MN) Landrieu (D-LA) Leahy (D-VT) Levin (D-MI) McCaskill (D-MO) Menendez (D-NJ) Merkley (D-OR) Mikulski (D-MD) Murphy (D-CT) Murray (D-WA) Nelson (D-FL) Reed (D-RI) Reid (D-NV) Rockefeller (D-WV) Sanders (I-VT) Schatz (D-HI) Schumer (D-NY) Shaheen (D-NH) Stabenow (D-MI) Udall (D-CO) Udall (D-NM) Warner (D-VA) Warren (D-MA) Whitehouse (D-RI) Wyden (D-OR) Folks: This needs to go viral. These Senators voted to let the UN take OUR guns. They need to lose their next election. We have been betrayed. 46 Senators Voted to Give your 2nd Amendment Constitutional Rights to the U.N.s Please se nd this to SOMEONE …..

Senior pride for us sweet "Old Farts" ... Thx Paul C!

Old Fart Pride!

I never really liked the terminology "Old Farts"   but this makes me feel better about it. And if you aren't one, I'll bet you know one! I got this from an "Old Fart" friend of mine!   OLD FART PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only 'old fart' receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem, Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them. Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl Harbour , Guadalcanal , Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam . If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are polite, particularly to women. Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection. Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies. Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren. It's the Old Farts who know our great country is protected, not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the Air Force, Army, Navy and RCMP, serving their country. This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values. We need them now more than ever. Thank Goodness for Old Farts! Pass this on to all the "Old Farts" you know. I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.

the lawyer and the old farmer ... Thx Clay V!

  

  

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural northern Minnesota . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence to claim his bird, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New York and, if you don't let me retrieve that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here in northern Minnesota .  We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and, being the person he was, decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!

His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

  

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

 

Texas sheriff's deputy exam

Texas Sheriff's Exam…

 

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

 

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

 

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

 

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, 

what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted.  We just don't let anyone 

carry our badge, son."

 

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

 

six illegal aliens,

six ambulance-chasing lawyers,

six meth dealers,

six Muslim extremists,

six Democrats,

and a rabbit."

 

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

 

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

 

GOD, I LOVE TEXAS!