SamKat
Football
and the Blonde
Of all
the blonde
jokes, this
one has to be
the best --
because now football
makes sense!
A guy
took his
blonde
girlfriend to
her first
football game.
They had great
seats right
behind their
team's bench.
After the
game, he asked
her how she
liked it.
"Oh, I
really liked
it," she
replied,
"especially
the tight
pants and all
the big
muscles, but I
just couldn't
understand why
they were
killing each
other over 25
cents."
Dumbfounded,
her boyfriend
asked, "What
do you mean?"
"Well,
they flipped a
coin, one team
got it and
then for the
rest of the
game, all they
kept screaming
was 'Get the
quarterback!
Get the
quarterback!'
I'm
like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25
cents!"