Subject: Looking Forward To Old Age ?
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old,
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," said the 80-year-old,
"Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year-old.
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30."
Puzzled, the 60-year-old said,
"Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 and poop every morning at 6.30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until seven!!!!."
Saturday, May 21, 2011
More good of Jim Fout by his good friend Jack P.
Sam, Just talked with our buddy, Jim Fout. He reports that all is well. He feels good. spirits are up. He is getting around well. certainly ebulent(Sp.) I thank the giver of all" good and perfect gifts" and appreciate your intercession with the almighty.The son-of-a-gun is already planning his first tennis match. I told him that if he died before I did, I'd never forgive him. Thanks again Sam. Jack P.
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